THE BUNKER BIBLE x INTERNET SENSATION @AMYGERARD
Incredibly exhausted, hung over from lasts nights over indulgent red wine binge and a bit terrified at the thought of being stuck inside for another 6 months with Milat.
Here’s three things I feel grateful for:
Kids nurofen, wine, my mum
The best thing that happened to me this week is:
I made the BEST rocky road i've ever tasted in my entire life, the kids forgot about it and i got to eat 90% of it to myself. Easily the best part of my week. HUGE win.
I highly recommend a Netflix/Stan/Apple TV binge on:
Ozark, Power (which is basically like soft porn), You, Schitts Creek
I’m loving listening to (could be music or podcast):
90's RnB ALL DAY LONG, music will change the course of any shitty day. I highly recommend playing it all day long!!
I’ve got these books on my ‘to-read’ list:
Where The Crawdads Sing
My favourite bunker down snack is:
Cadbury covered oreos.
The best board game is:
Cards against humanity
This Instagram page is giving me muchos LOLs:
When I’m feeling overwhelmed I:
Pour myself a wine or a bath (or combine the both)
The best/funniest/kindest thing I’ve seen about the situation so far is (could be a good news story, a meme, a funny Instagram page):
Having extra time to self appoint myself as an alcohol taste testing every brand ambassador. WATCH THIS SPACE.
Also, having Rhian home to help me out from 6pm onwards. PRAISE JESUS
In tricky times, I feel calm when I:
Can talk to my mum.
Any final words of wisdom?:
Don't put too much pressure on yourself to be an amazing mother/partner.
Do the best you can. Some days you'll be fine, celebrate with a wine, otherwise will be like a huge dick to the face, commiserate with lots of wines.